@CZghost & FragTastic: Players of Quake, today the customer is at our door. We know our burgers, and we will cook them! We fry for our honer as Quake Players, AS SPESS MEHREENS, AND WE FRY IN THE NAME OF FragTastic!
And if we fail an order, we will make it again and give a discount! But we will not fail, NO, it is the customer who shall taste our delicious Frag Burgers. As you know-
Most of our battle burgers are stored in space, prepared to deep fry! Our larders have been been prepared should the customer be so bold and foolish to come back for seconds! We have placed multiple frycooks, allowing for multiple, simultaneos, and devastating deep fries.
The Codex Cloggedarteries names this maneuver HEART PAIN! We will descend upon the burgers, we will overwhelm them, LEAVE NONE UNFRIED! Meanwhile our cashiers will ensure the defense of our headquarters!
WE ARE THE SPESS MEHREENS! WE ARE QUAKE'S FRYCOOKS!
And yes, Indrick Boreale's speech from Dawn of War: Soulstorm inspired this.